The words you said that day

So if Simon's my boyfriend...Simon/Kallen? lolwut.

Tue, 13 May 2008 23:12:34 GMT

iam_the Kallen Kouzuki of Livejournal. :D

I'm going with Kouzuki since she's not being a Britannian student anymore. Since she was kinda like, "LOL GAIZ LOOK IT'S ME NAO WE'RE GUNNA TAKE THIS PLACE OVER K?"

"Those women longed for the touch of others' lips, and thus invited their kisses."

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:23:21 GMT

Happy Birthday to Fumihiko Tachiki, voice of Gendo Ikari, Kratos Aurion, and Zaraki Kenpachi. Yes, he can only be described as a god. <3 Incidentally, it's also Gendo's birthday. What a fabulous day! :DDD

Inspired by tehseto, I decided to make some blog crews. Because I can, dammit! :D I've got Evangelion (surprise) and Tokyo Mew Mew (eighth grade lawl) for ya. :D A Strawberry Panic blog crew was created recently, so I figured making another one so soon would be pointless.

For Evangelion, feel free to claim Eva Units or angels. I'm lookin' at you, Melly. xD

Also, feel free to pimp obnoxiously. :D

// Evangelion
Shinji Ikari // wingalinged
Kaworu Nagisa // yukizilla
Asuka Langley Soryu // _free_spirited_
Naoko Akagi // sweetneko
Zeruel // mellysandshrew
Rei Ayanami // yuki_no_hime
Gendo Ikari // brennadouglasmw

EVANGELION // character

// Tokyo Mew Mew
Keiichiro Akasaka // wingalinged
Ichigo Momomiya // yukizilla
Zakuro Fujiwara // mellysandshrew

TOKYO MEW MEW // character

"I'm no Renegade!"

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 15:49:57 GMT

Hey guys. New batch of icons at patosu. :D

[22] Tales of Symphonia
[6] Strawberry Panic
[18] "Shoes" YouTube video

Teasers:

Click here for the rest.

Also, I find it fairly sad that I've spent more time playing GCN games (and by "games" I mean ToS) on the Wii than I have playing actual Wii games. :D;;

"...Is she always like this?"

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 14:23:09 GMT

A collective post of all my claims at anime_glomps.

August 2006

1. The relationship between Kyo and Kazuma (Fruits Basket)
2. The relationship between Kyo and Kyoko (Fruits Basket)
3. Maes Hughes' glasses (Fullmetal Alchemist)
4. Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
5. The Miatre winter uniform (Strawberry Panic)

September 2006

1. Roy Mustang's eyepatch (Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Ootori Kyouya's glasses (Ouran High School Host Club)
3. Suoh Tamaki's commoner outfit (Ouran High School Host Club)

October 2006

1. Android 17 (Dragonball Z)
2. Kaname/Momomi (Strawberry Panic)
3. Pegasus J. Crawford (Yu-Gi-Oh)

November 2006 (not officially added)

1. Inoue Orihime's breasts (Bleach)
2. Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
3. Starry Heavens (Tales of Symphonia)

December 2006 (not officially added)

1. Kratos Aurion (Tales of Symphonia)
2. Kratos/Anna (Tales of Symphonia)
3. Lloyd Irving (Tales of Smphonia)

50 icons

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 15:04:37 GMT

[16] Fruits Basket
[14] Evangelion
[12] Fullmetal Alchemist
[8] Miscellaneous (Strawberry Panic, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Tales of Symphonia, Vitamin, FLCL)

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any.
2. Comments are also appreciated. :D
3. Upload icons to your own server.
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11	12

13	14	15	16

13: Landslide - Dixie Chicks
14: Far Away - Nickelback
15: Passionate Desperate Love - Emerson Drive (in case you can actually read it)
16: To Make You Feel My Love - Garth Brooks

17	18	19	20

21	22	23	24

25	26	27	28

29	30

31	32	33	34

35	36	37	38

39	40	41	42

31-42: All images from the doujinshi "Hermaphrodite" by Bambi Takada
41: A Charlie Brown Christmas :D

43	44	45	46

47	48	49	50

X-posted to icons, animeicons, fruits_basket, furuba_graphics, eva_graphics, n_e_r_v, strawberrypanic, and jetzgirls_group

"These work so much better than the cardboard applicators!"

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 16:26:22 GMT

Inspired my chez_maltesers, I decided to create my own poll. I stole one of your questions, Miki. Forgive me. :D

View Poll: Shmorgasbord of Silly

Seto Kaiba

Shinji Ikari

Gendo Ikari

Kyo Sohma

Suoh Tamaki

Ootori Kyouya

Hanazono Shizuma

Roy Mustang

Maes Hughes

Trunks Briefs

Android 17

Kyon

Zelos Wilder

Sheena Fujibayashi

Ichigo Kurosaki

It took way longer than expected to find all those pictures. How frustrating. o_x

After creating this poll, I realized how similar Tamaki and Zelos are. Really. xD

Also, TOS isn't really a series...yet. The anime comes out in 2007. :D

40 icons

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 14:43:42 GMT

[22] Strawberry Panic
[7] Ouran High School Host Club
[7] Yu-Gi-Oh
[4] Text (Evangelion related, Naruto related)

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any.
2. Comments are also appreciated if you take any.
3. Upload icons to your own server. Hotlinking is the number one cause of death in America. True Story.
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11	12

13	14	15	16

17	18	19	20

21	22

23	24	25	26

27	28	29

30	31	32	33

34	35	36

37	38	39	40

28: "Wish" by Olivia. ...And yes, I used Nana lyrics for an Ouran icon.
32-33: Chuck Norris Facts.
35: I credit my friend Lisa for the idea of sticking random objects in Kaiba's giant mouth of doom. I ~~blame~~ credit myself for the horribly pasted in kitten.
40: Somebody on YouTube said this in response to epsiode 25 of Ouran Host Club.

Sorry for the ungodly amount of doubles/alternates.

All Yu-Gi-Oh screencaps courtesy of Kokoro no Naka.

X-posted to icons, animeicons, strawberrypanic, playthedamncard, n_e_r_v, eva_graphics, and jetzgirls_group.

23 icons

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 14:25:38 GMT

[9] Strawberry Panic
[10] Fruits Basket
[4] Text

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any. D<
2. Comments are also appreciated if you take any.
3. Upload icons to your own server. Hotlinking goes straight to your thighs. True story.
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9

10	11	12	13

14	15	16	17

18	19

20	21	22	23

11-18: "Dead Boy's Poem" by Nightwish

X-posted to ~~death~~ icons, animeicons, furuba_graphics, altar_of_akito, and strawberrypanic. Sorry.

More icons, nya!

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:46:51 GMT

[7] Futurama quotes
[11] Evangelion Redeath quotes
[1] Strong Bad email quote
[3] What Not to Wear quotes
[11] stock (road signs, other)

Teasers:

Rules:
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2. Comments are also appreciated if you take any.
3. Upload icons to your own server. Hotlinking has been known to cause cancer. True Story.
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11	12

13	14	15	16

17	18	19	20

21	22

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11

8-18: The Evangelion Redeath page at Studio Sokodei.

X-posted to icons, animeicons, and eva_graphics.

Icons

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 22:29:02 GMT

[13] Fruits Basket (spoilers!)
[7] Assorted text

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any. D<
2. Comments are also appreciated if you take any.
3. Upload icons to your own server. Hotlinking gives Kyo feline AIDs. True story!
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11	12

13	14	15	16

17	18	19	20

2-3: Kyo's mother, if you couldn't tell. ~~Right before she kills herself. D:~~
6: "Escape" by Enrique Iglesias
7-8: "Breathe" by Faith Hill
12: Family Guy. xD
14: Bitch plz kthnx.

Fruits Basket scans from Nemuidesu.

X-posted to icons, animeicons, and furuba_graphics.

Icons :D

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:06:59 GMT

I made a bunch of icons again. High School Girls, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, and Fruits Basket. Hooray! And there was much rejoycing.

( Because pets can't drive. )

Crack :D

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 00:41:42 GMT

Here's something I wrote a couple months ago, and just decided to post here so you could enjoy it. It was inspired by a conversation I had with my friend Brittany during lunch one day. My only thoughts? There are only so many Dragonball Z references you can throw in before it stops being funny. And somehow, I think this would work better as a low-quality flash animation.

Oh, also whenever you so something like "agudabadaganablargdaba" it just means random gibberish. I wish I had an audio clip for you guys to listen to. Brittany and I go back and forth with that: saying random gibbersish with some random word at the end. Like, abshforyjsjkdhfi dagger! Or egafhdidoisjdo Warrick!

But anyway, enjoy! :D

It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon, down a sunny dirt road in Bear Country. Or wherever it is that Shigure’s house happens to be.

“These onigiri are delicious, Honda-san,” Yuki complimented, smiling ever so sweetly. For that is what the Furuba cast does all the time: eat onigiri.

“Eh? Oh, thank you.” Tohru blushed and smiled back, increasing the level of utter sugary sweetness in the room.

“Damn Yuki damnit damn rat damn Yuki damnity damn damn Yuki I’m gonna beat that damn rat damn damn damn cold-blooded thick-skinned damn bastard damnit damn him to hell the damn rat…” Kyo continued to mutter to himself in the meantime.

“I’m hoooome!” Shigure announced, bursting into the room.

“Welcome, Shigure-san!” Tohru greeted.

“Insert perverse comment here,” Shigure quipped with a lecherous grin. Kyo stopped ranting long enough to smack him upside the head.

“Super Saiyan three go!” Yuki shouted, his words in rapid succession and accompanied with cool explosion sound effects, courtesy of himself.

“Question mark exclamation point?!” Tohru and Shigure said in confusion.

“Ohmigod, he’s gone beyond the Super Saiyan! I must go beyond the…beyond-the-Super-Saiyan. Huhuhuhu yeah,” Kyo said.

“Ha, but you can’t even go Super Saiyan, ‘cause you’re only a human!” Yuki pointed out.

“Agudabadaganablargdaba shut up!”

“But Yuki-kun, how is it that you’re able to go Super Saiyan?” Tohru asked.

“Uh…Trunks is my great-uncle three times removed?”

“Wow! That completely goes against the timeline of the series!” Shigure exclaimed.

“Your great-uncle three times removed? But…doesn’t that mean you don’t have a single drop of Saiyan blood in you?”

“Hmm…I guess you’re right.” Yuki paused to ponder for a moment. “Well, that certainly is strange.”

The room fell silent for three minutes and eleven seconds, its four occupants in various states of perplexion.

“Oh yeah,” Yuki suddenly said. “The whole reason I went Super Saiyan was to inflict pain upon Shigure due to his characteristically perverse comment!” So…DIVINE PUNISHMENT!” With that, he karate-chopped the novelist on the head.

“The hell? You didn’t need to go Super Saiyan to do that!” Kyo said.

“But…I look cooler this way…”

Nobody, not even Kyo, could argue with that.

Once again, everyone was stirred from their ponderings as the doorbell rang. Shigure went to answer it. Enter Hatori.

“Hatori-san! Hello!” Tohru exclaimed.

“Akito is waiting in the car. He says he wants you three,” he motioned to Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo, “to come visit him tomorrow.”

“Wait, if he’s just outside, why can’t we just meet with him now?” Kyo wanted to know.

“…A good question that is.”

“Radio Shack: you’ve got questions, we’ve got answers,” Shigure piped up.

“In the Know with Don Shelby, tonight at 10:00,” Hatori deadpanned.

“…” said everyone.

“Yeah, well, uh, time for me to be hitting that dusty trail again…” And with that, Hatori left.

“…” said everyone again.

“Huhuhu, hey guys! Let’s have a barbecue!” Shigure suggested.

“Huhuhu yeah!”

xxxxx

Suddenly, our heroes find themselves at the end of the school day on Monday. Hatori’s car was parked just outside the school gates, hidden in the shadows: the perfect kidnap-mobile.

“To the Pimp Mobile!” Kyo announced with a dramatic hand thrust.

Hoenheim stepped out of the vehicle. “I’m gonna rape you,” he declared, peering over his glasses.

“Ready for rapeage!” all three replied with a wink and feminine salute.

“Thank you so much for picking us up, Hatori-san,” Tohru said, once inside the Pimp Mobile.

“Tch, you really are Akito’s bitch,” Kyo remarked.

“Yeah, well you’re Tohru’s bitch, so mlah,” Hatori retorted maturely.

“You’re all Papa Hoho’s biznatches,” Hoenheim said, flashing gang signs. “It’s my world, you’re just living in it.”

“We’re here,” Hatori announced. Normally, when one reaches their destination they begin to slow down and hit the breaks. Hatori, however, chose to ignore this irksome task. Instead, seconds before impact with the gates of the Sohma Estate, he flung off his seatbelt and dive-rolled out of the vehicle. The others, naturally, followed suit.

“Dundundun, loose cannon cop on the edge!” he cried in midair. “The hawt guitar riff!”

Meanwhile, the Pimp Mobile had been totaled. Roy wept.

Hatori stood, dusting himself off. “Come with me.”

“That was certainly, uh, interesting!” Tohru chirped.

“I know! Seriously, who uses the word ‘biznatches’?” Yuki wondered.

“And ‘Papa Hoho’? What a tacky name,” Kyo added.

Yuki shrugged, as if to say, “whatever,” before summoning Kintoun. He, Tohru, Kyo, and Hatori all boarded the orange cloud. Hoenheim disappeared, probably to take care of some mafia gangster business. Or masturbate. Either one. (Everyone would masturbate regularly if they were Papa Hoho, and you know it.)

Within seconds, they had arrived at the main house. Hatori led the three teens inside. He pointed. “Down that hall, then take a right, then a left, then go three doors down and you’ll find another hall, then take a right, then another right, and then go through this little room that serves absolutely no purpose, and exit the room through the south-south-east door, take a left, go two doors down, and you’re there.” He paused to breathe. “Got it?”

They did.

“Welcome,” Akito greeted with a sinister smirk. He pointed to the floor. “Kneel before me, bitches.”

“Akito, why were we summoned today?” Yuki asked, once kneeling down like a good little bitch.

“Mandatory Yuki angst and Kyo angst. Duh.”

“Oh, of course.” Yuki smiled. “I understand.”

“Then why the hell is Tohru here?” Kyo demanded.

“Because, uh…” Akito glanced around all shifty-like. “Abadagabadagukamlah shut up!” He took a minute to calm down. “Now, shall we begin?”

Yuki and Kyo both nodded.

“Okay then. Yuki, you’re worthless and boring and you’ll wander forever in darkness and nobody will ever save you so just give up hope, you’ll never amount to anything anyway.”

“Oh, emo.” Yuki pouted.

“Next!” Akito shifted his attention to Kyo. “Monster, monster, monster, you killed your mother, monster, monster, everyone would be better off if you were never born, monster, monster, monster, pathetic monster, monster, monster, eats babies.”

“Oh, angst,” Kyo pouted.

“Well, that was fun.” Akito looked pleased with himself. He oh-so-sexily splayed his fingers upon his stomach. “Obsession,” he whispered.

It was then that Yuki noticed. “The hell is wrong with your stomach?”

“…Nothing. Nothing at all.”

“But…you look like you swallowed Dick Cheney whole.”

Kyo giggled, because Yuki had said “swallowed Dick.”

“No. That’s a lie.”

“It’s just a trick,” Mr. Satan/Hercule/whoever said, popping up from nowhere.

Akito shifted, attempting to shield his stomach from everyone’s view. As he did so, his robes slipped, what with Akito being a whore and wearing them as low as Yumi. What the three teens saw shocked and disturbed them, scarring them for life, and would probably continue to be the subject of their nightmares for many years.

“Holy shit! Akito has boobs?!”

“What the fuck?”

“Question mark exclamation point?!”

“Yes, I lactate,” Akito responded, adjusting his, er, her robes (at this point in the story it is highly questionable whether to refer to Akito with masculine pronouns. But then again, hasn’t it always been?).

“Doesn’t everyone?” Hatsuharu deadpanned, popping up out of nowhere just like Mr. Satan/Hercule/whoever.

Yuki pointed at Akito’s stomach. “You’re pregnant then?”

“Either that, or those are man-boobs and it’s the dreaded m-preg!” Tohru piped up.

“Only fat guys have man-boobs. Or old guys,” Kyo informed. “Those are obviously woman-boobs. Believe me. I’m an expert.”

“Uh, so who’s the father?” Yuki asked, profoundly disturbed by this new information regarding Kyo.

Akito looked as though in deep thought. “I’m not exactly sure. Hmm…could’ve been Kureno. Or Shigure. I did go a round in bed with Hatori once. And Papa Hoho. (Who hasn’t been laid by him?)” She stroked her chin in perplexion. “It might have been Kazuma…”

“What?!”

Kyo was ignored.

Akito continued with her list of the possible fathers of her baby, which included (but was not limited to) Roy, Kyo’s biological father, the Duke of Earl, the Dukes of Hazzard, and Vegeta. (Again, who hasn’t been laid by him?)

“No, I’m pretty sure it was that one American guy. Chuck something…Norris! Chuck Norris, that’s it!”

“Chuck Norris? When did you ever have sex with him?” Yuki wanted to know.

“Right after he had sex with yo’ momma!”

“Oh, burn!” Kyo and Tohru said simultaneously.

Yuki emoed. Everyone in and previously mentioned in this story had a hearty guffaw at his expense. And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

Teh icon-ness!

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:24:59 GMT

I made some icons. :D There are only seven, and yet it took me two days to make all of them. *headdesk* MS Paint and MS Word are very tedious, time-consuming programs indeed. I want PSP. But it costs like...$1000. Dx

Follow the fake cut...

(Watashi wa DYNAMITE!)

Opinion article

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:47:16 GMT

I wrote an opinion article for the school newspaper, about corruption through popular clothing name-brands. Man, did I have fun being over-dramatic. :D

The monotonous labels jeered at me from every corner of the room. I bravely glared back, but on the inside, fear was slowly consuming my being. As I stood there, at the threshold of corruption and evil, a lone thought ran through my head: how could my own mother do such a thing to me?

Perhaps I am dramatizing the situation a bit, but popular name-brands, such as Hollister and Abercrombie, are in fact corrupting the feeble minds of American youth. They brain-wash teenagers – especially girls – into believing that to be “cool” and well-liked, they must purchase half a dozen of their $30 t-shirts. By wearing these logo-emblazoned garments, the teens then unknowingly become free advertising for the store. It’s diabolical.

As mentioned earlier, I once had the misfortune of setting foot in one of these establishments (against my will, mind you). Boredom set in after about thirty seconds, mingling in with my initial fear and repulsion. I mean, once you’ve seen one Aeropostale shirt (or Hollister, or any other numerous brands) you’ve seen them all. They all look pretty much the same in my eyes.

Which brings me to my next point: why on Earth would you need to buy more than one of these over-priced shirts and/or sweatshirts? There are very few differences between the various styles, so you might as well save your money and buy only one. Or, you could really be frugal and just buy a couple $5 t-shirts at Kohls.

I doubt that this article will change the minds of devoted “sheep” who mindlessly follow the crowd, which is a shame. But trust me; once you get out into the real world and need to use your money to buy food, rent, gasoline, and other necessities, you’re not going to be shopping at name-brand stores anymore. That is, unless you want to be wearing a single outfit for the whole week. To each their own, though, that is rather disgusting to say in the least. I’m just looking out for the general public, and informing my peers of this steady-growing corruption in modern America – a corruption that feeds relentlessly on the susceptibility of our generation.