I keep singing this song

Herro.

2008-07-27T01:36:36Z

I just got back and I'm already spamming you guys. l-lol.

zeruelroflcopter (7:13:24 PM): isn't Luther where we were gonna go and be roommates and have gay guys making out in our rooms?
zeruelroflcopter (7:13:29 PM): oh, dinner...brb
gelatinoussugar (7:26:33 PM): *Snuggles*
zeruelroflcopter (7:27:34 PM): we were so cool back then
gelatinoussugar (7:27:48 PM): I know, rite?
gelatinoussugar (7:27:51 PM): :D
gelatinoussugar (7:28:01 PM): *Collapses on top of you*

AFTER SOME MORE TALKING...

gelatinoussugar (7:30:19 PM): Oh...just so you know...I'm wearing a skirt and no panties right now.
zeruelroflcopter (7:30:25 PM): yay!
zeruelroflcopter (7:30:27 PM): why?
zeruelroflcopter (7:30:32 PM): explain in detail
gelatinoussugar (7:30:52 PM): I'm in the process of switching panties because my other ones smelt like vagoo...
gelatinoussugar (7:31:09 PM): It's actually really comfy to wear no undies. :3
zeruelroflcopter (7:31:21 PM): i love it when panties smell like vagoo
zeruelroflcopter (7:31:49 PM): but wait, are you wearing pants too?
gelatinoussugar (7:32:07 PM): YOU WOULD. :D I like the scent of vagoo every now and then...vagoo smells like different things at different times. And no, just a skirt. A longer one, though.

AND MORE TALKING...

zeruelroflcopter (7:59:01 PM): but seriously, I wanna earn money as a stripper sometime after college
zeruelroflcopter (7:59:03 PM): or something
zeruelroflcopter (7:59:07 PM): it would be so fun
gelatinoussugar (7:59:23 PM): I've thought about that, too...actually, I think poledancer would be fun.
zeruelroflcopter (7:59:55 PM): and you'd earn plenty of money
gelatinoussugar (8:00:01 PM): I mean, you're not really doing anything bad...and you earn good money.
gelatinoussugar (8:01:36 PM): Yeah, go for it. :D Or work as one of those prostitutes that's supposed to look like a young girl... :D No, wait, prostitutes aren't so good....
zeruelroflcopter (8:01:49 PM): no, don't want :C
zeruelroflcopter (8:01:58 PM): but I could be a stripper that pretends to be a little girl
zeruelroflcopter (8:02:02 PM): oh man, what a market
gelatinoussugar (8:02:37 PM): *Giggles* Call everyone "daddy".
gelatinoussugar (8:03:23 PM): Oh-ho-ho. :D
zeruelroflcopter (8:03:32 PM): yeah!
zeruelroflcopter (8:03:45 PM): I need to start this business right now
zeruelroflcopter (8:04:01 PM): who knows if I'll still be able to pass for a 12 year old after college

zeruel = me, gelatinous = Sarah btw.

THE "ASK MY CHARACTERS" MEME

Ask any of the characters I roleplay a question (whether it be about sex, life, the apocalypse, etc) and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer. Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, regardless of whether you know their canon or not. You may even ask them as your own character (this meme is open to any and all journals). They will respond accordingly. You may ask as many characters as many questions as you want.

Matsumoto Rangiku [heavenlyvalley]
Magnius [omgvermin]
L'Arachel [lightofrausten]
Mithos Yggdrasill [imatreenow]
Philip J. Fry [myowngrandpa]
Kinosaki Luna [lolibitch]
Lloyd Irving (13 years old) [gonnabeahero]
Kamina [reachtheheavens]
Inoue Orihime (slightly au) [ismellichigo]
Anna Aurion [catalystingly]

They're in chronilogical order of when I started playing them, btw. Characters I no longer play are included, of course. Am I forgetting anyone? |8

And I just realized I totally need to do that Starfire app I said I'd do way back at the beginning of the month. Whoops...

EDIT: lol. Now Public so char journals can actually reply. Durrhurrr.

Make Our Way // A Kamina & Simon FST

2008-07-21T23:04:44Z

Notes
1. MORE LIKE GARTH BROOKS RIGHT???
2. Though both of the Christina Aguilera tracks contain references to feminine nouns and pronouns, overlook such minor details and I'm sure you'll see why I was reminded of Simon.
3. I decided I like FST better than fanmix. Acronyms make everything sound cooler.
4. Let me know if there are any problems with the files, and I'll see what I can do.

Sendspace | Mediafire

01. Brand New Start // Alter Bridge
This desert road
That we call home
This is our destiny
We'll chase the setting sun
As we outrun
A life of agony
God how we ache to be free

02. Six Foot Town // Big & Rich
It's hard to get around in a six foot town
When you're ten feet tall everything is so small
I'm always bumping my head
I'm way to long for the bed
It's hard to get around
In a six foot town

03. Fly Away // Lenny Kravitz
I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

04. The River // Garth Brooks
Too many times we stand aside
And let the waters slip away
'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow
Has now become today
So don't you sit upon the shoreline
And say you're satisfied
Choose to chance the rapids
And dare to dance the tide

05. Knights of Cydonia
No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

06. Eternal // Evanescence
[instrumental]

07. The Voice Within // Christina Aguilera
When there’s no one else, look inside yourself
Like your oldest friend just trust the voice within
Then you’ll find the strength that will guide your way
You’ll learn to begin to trust the voice within

08. We Are All Made of Stars // Moby
Slowly rebuilding
I feel it in me
Growing in numbers
Growing in peace

People they come together
People they fall apart
No one can stop us now
'Cause we are all made of stars

09. Soar // Christina Aguilera
Now, in life, there's gonna be times when you're feeling low
And in your mind insecurity seems to take control
We start to look outside ourselves for acceptance and approval
We keep forgettin' that the one thing we should know is

Don't be scared to fly alone, find a path that is your own
Love will open every door it's in your hands, the world is yours
Don't hold back and always know, all the answers will unfold
What are you waiting for, spread your wings and soar

10. Welcome to the Black Parade // My Chemical Romance
Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world will never take my heart
Go and try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for all the broken
Listen here, because it's who we are
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who had to sing this song
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I don't care

We'll carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on

A New Day Has Come // A Lloyd/Colette fanmix

2008-07-18T03:37:26Z

Sendspace // Mediafire

01. A New Day Has Come // Celine Dion
I see a light in the sky
Oh, it's almost blinding me
I can't believe
I've been touched by an angel with love
Let the rain come down and wash away my tears
Let it fill my soul and drown my fears
Let it shatter the walls for a new, new sun
A new day has come

Where it was dark now there's light
Where there was pain now there's joy
Where there was weakness, I found my strength
All in the eyes of a boy

02. Breathe Me // Sia
Be my friend
Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me
I am small
I'm needy
Warm me up
And breathe me

03. Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of // U2
And you are such a fool
To worry like you do
I know it's tough
And you can never get enough
Of what you don't really need now
My, oh my

You've got to get yourself together
You've got stuck in a moment
And you can't get out of it

04. Quickdive // Charlotte Martin
Because I'm falling hard
I'm fading into where you are
And it must be my innocence
My lack of rural common sense

Watch me hang onto the spark
Take a breath and close my eyes
Though I'm in the dark
I chase your heart

05. There For You // Flyleaf
I want to be there for you
Someone you can come to
Runs deeper then my bones
I want to be there for you

06. Last One Standing // Emerson Drive
Through the wind and the rain
Through the laughter and pain
Count on me
And when life isn’t fair and there’s nobody there
I will be
In a world of pretenders I am your defender
And when it all comes down
I'll be the last one standing

07. The Deeper I Fall // Vaughan Penn
Knowing that you need me
Loving you is easy
It's you and me 'til the end of time
Cause everything about you
Makes me happy that I found you
The stars are finally in line
Falling for you is the best thing that could have ever happened

08. Whisper // A Fine Frenzy
Eager to please,
Trying to be what they need
But I'm so very tired
I've stopped trying to find
Any peace in my mind
Because it tangles the wires

But if you keep real close
Yeah, you stay real close
I will reach you

09. Falling Star // Jet
Don't wish upon a falling star
Love will remind us who we are
I dreamed a dream so much is changed

Wake, you've been sleeping
And tell me what to believe in
You fell so far you should have been a star

10. The Way I Am // Ingrid Michaelson
Cause I love you more than I could ever promise.
And you take me the way I am
You take me the way I am
You take me the way I am

11. Come Home // OneRepublic
Come home
Come home
Cause I’ve been waiting for you
For so long
For so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all I see is you and me
The fight for you is all I’ve ever known
So come home

12. In Your Keeping // Jann Arden
You have always been my friend
I can see your beauty shining
I will love you 'til the end
Long will I remain in your keeping

And I know this much is true
I have lived inside of you
You have always seen me through
While I am peacefully sleeping
While I am peacefully sleeping

Chrysanthemums Of White // a Gin/Rangiku fanmix

2008-06-17T19:58:01Z

Download file HERE from Sendspace.
Or HERE from Mediafire.

01. The Great Disappointment // AFI
I can remember, a place I used to go
Chrysanthemums of white
They seemed so beautiful
I can remember, I searched for the amaranth
I'd shut my eyes, to see

02. Set the Fire to the Third Bar // Snow Patrol
After I have travelled so far
We'd set the fire to the third bar
We'd share each other like an island
Until exhausted, close our eyelids
And dreaming, pick up from
The last place we left off
Your soft skin is weeping
A joy you can't keep in

And miles from where you are
I lay down on the cold ground
And I, I pray that something picks me up
And sets me down in your warm arms

03. The Noose // A Perfect Circle
And not to pull your halo down
Around your neck and tug you to the ground
But I'm more than just a little curious
How you're plannin' to go about makin' your amends
To the dead

04. For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic // Paramore
I'm not so naive
My sorry eyes can see
The way you fight shy
Of almost everything
Well, if you give up
You'll get what you deserve

So what'd you think I would say?
No you can't run away, no you can't run away
So what did you think I would say?
No you can't run away, no you can't run away
You wouldn't

05. Silver and Cold // AFI
So I, I will paint you in silver
I will wrap you in cold
I will lift up your voice as I sing

Your sins into me
Oh, my beautiful one, now
Your sins into me. Woah
As a rapturous voice escapes
I will tremble a prayer
and I'll beg for forgiveness
Your sins into me

06. Lithium // Evanescence
Don't want to let it lay me down this time
Drown my will to fly
Here in the darkness I know myself
Can't break free until I let it go
Let me go

Darling, I forgive you after all
Anything is better than to be alone
And in the end I guess I had to fall
Always find my place among the ashes

07. Wake Up, Open the Door, and Escape to the Sea // Blaqk Audio
Please hold me now, I'm freezing
God tell me how we ever got this cold

Oh, my, my, you're oh so sly
Let's leave unsaid what's left unspoken
And oh, my boy, you're oh so coy
Let's just pretend that nothing's broken

08. The Good Kind // The Wreckers
I'm tired of hiding
Behind these lying eyes
I'm tired of this smile
That even I don't recognize

09. Being Drunk's A Lot Like Loving You // Kenny Chesney
Well I drank 'til I stumbled, I loved 'til I fell
When the drunk part was over love hurt me like hell
I know about drinkin', so I know one thing's true
Being drunk's a lot like loving you

Though I know what a taste of the wrong love can do,
Sometimes I still get drunk loving you

10. Passive (Explicit) // A Perfect Circle
Leaning over you here
Cold and catatonic
I catch a brief reflection
Of what you could and might have been
It's your right and your ability
To become my perfect enemy

Wake up (Why can’t you?)
And face me (Come on now)
Don't play dead (Don’t play dead)
'Cause maybe (Because maybe)
Someday (Someday)
I will walk away and say
You disappoint me
Maybe you're better off this way

11. I Hate Myself For Loving You // Joan Jett
I think of you ev'ry night and day
You took my heart then you took my pride away

I hate myself for loving you
Can't break free from the the things that you do
I wanna walk but I run back to you, that's why
I hate myself for loving you

12. Again // Janet Jackson
I've come too close to happiness
To have it swept away
Don't think I can take the pain
Never fall again

Kinda late in the game
And my heart is in your hands
Don't you stand there and then tell me
You love me
Then leave again
'Cause I'm falling in love with you again

13. The Special Two // Missy Higgins
I've hardly been outside my room in days
'Cause I don't feel that I deserve the sunshine's rays
The darkness helped until the whiskey wore away
And it was then I realised the conscience never fades
When you're young you have this image of your life
That you'll be scrupulous and one day even make a wife
And you make boundaries you'd never dream to cross
And if you happen to, you wake completely lost

But I will fight for you
Be sure that I will fight
Until we're the special two once again

Here's to the Night // Eve 6
So denied, so I lied, are you the now or never kind?
In a day and a day love I'm gonna be gone for good again
Are you willing to be had, are you cool with just tonight?
Here's a toast to all those who hear me all too well

Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye
Tomorrow's gonna come too soon

Please let me know if there are any problems with the files, and I will try to fix it as soon as possible. :)

Inspiration for using some of the songs came from kara-lija on DeviantArt. I would feel bad without acknowledging that.

Image used on the cover is from Ginsenka by Honey Canon. Texture by kanzaclimber on DeviantArt.

Accidentally In Love // A Magnius/Sheena fanmix

2008-06-08T23:37:34Z

Download from Sendspace here

01. Accidentally In Love // Counting Crows
How much longer will it take to cure this?
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me
But I don't know nothing 'bout love

02. I'm Your Villain // Franz Ferdinand
If I could laugh I'd love you
If I could smile at anything you said
We could be laughing lovers
I think you'd prefer to be miserable instead
If I could love I'd love you
If I could love like anybody else

03. Hard to Love You // The Wreckers
Why do I try and make them happy?
Why am I always playing nice?
It isn't easy trying to tell you
Exactly what's on my mind

04. Passionate Desperate Love // Emerson Drive
Yeah I'm coming apart at the seams
Feeling you pulling my strings
Wakin me up
With a dream that's so real
With passionate desperate
Passionate desperate
Passionate desperate love

05. Last Waltz // The Rasmus
Another you and me
Another revolutionary heavenly romance
Waiting for the last waltz
And so it seems
We won't find the solution
Confusion leads the dance
We're waiting for the last waltz

06. Starting Today // Natalie Imbruglia
Starting today
I'm not gonna waste another moment
Even if I had had the chance before
I would have blown it

But you took me by surprise
And you caught me just in time

07. Don't Say Goodbye // Paulina Rubio
The circle of the moon
The rising of the sun
We'll be together soon
Our story's just begun
Time will bring us near
I'll never be too far
Oh, baby, don't you fear
I'll always be where you are

08. I Shall Believe // Sheryl Crow
That not everything is gonna be the way
You think it ought to be
It seems like every time I try to make it right
It all comes down on me
Please say honestly you won't give up on me
And I shall believe
And I shall believe

09. You and Me // Lifehouse
All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here

Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all of the people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

10. Steer // Missy Higgins
But the search ends here
Where the night is totally clear
And your heart is fierce
So now you finally know
That you control where you go
You can't steer

11. Ain't Nothing 'Bout You // Brooks & Dunn
Once I thought that love was something I could never do
Never knew that I could feel this much
But this yearning in the deep part of my heart for you
Is more than a reaction to your touch
It's a perfect passion and I can't get enough

12. Standing Outside the Fire // Garth Brooks
We call them weak
Who are unable to resist
The slightest chance love might exist
And for that forsake it all

They're so hell-bent on giving ,walking a wire
Convinced it's not living if you stand outside the fire

Standing outside the fire
Standing outside the fire
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire

This is dedicated to ruffling of course. ♥

Please let me know if there are any problems with the files, and I'll try to fix it as soon as possible. Also, if anyone would like to just download some of the songs separately, tell me which ones and I'll upload it for you. :D

So if Simon's my boyfriend...Simon/Kallen? lolwut.

2008-05-13T23:12:34Z

iam_the Kallen Kouzuki of Livejournal. :D

I'm going with Kouzuki since she's not being a Britannian student anymore. Since she was kinda like, "LOL GAIZ LOOK IT'S ME NAO WE'RE GUNNA TAKE THIS PLACE OVER K?"

"Those women longed for the touch of others' lips, and thus invited their kisses."

2007-04-29T22:23:21Z

Happy Birthday to Fumihiko Tachiki, voice of Gendo Ikari, Kratos Aurion, and Zaraki Kenpachi. Yes, he can only be described as a god. <3 Incidentally, it's also Gendo's birthday. What a fabulous day! :DDD

Inspired by tehseto, I decided to make some blog crews. Because I can, dammit! :D I've got Evangelion (surprise) and Tokyo Mew Mew (eighth grade lawl) for ya. :D A Strawberry Panic blog crew was created recently, so I figured making another one so soon would be pointless.

For Evangelion, feel free to claim Eva Units or angels. I'm lookin' at you, Melly. xD

Also, feel free to pimp obnoxiously. :D

// Evangelion
Shinji Ikari // wingalinged
Kaworu Nagisa // yukizilla
Asuka Langley Soryu // _free_spirited_
Naoko Akagi // sweetneko
Zeruel // mellysandshrew
Rei Ayanami // yuki_no_hime
Gendo Ikari // brennadouglasmw

EVANGELION // character

// Tokyo Mew Mew
Keiichiro Akasaka // wingalinged
Ichigo Momomiya // yukizilla
Zakuro Fujiwara // mellysandshrew

TOKYO MEW MEW // character

"I'm no Renegade!"

2006-12-31T15:49:57Z

Hey guys. New batch of icons at patosu. :D

[22] Tales of Symphonia
[6] Strawberry Panic
[18] "Shoes" YouTube video

Teasers:

Click here for the rest.

Also, I find it fairly sad that I've spent more time playing GCN games (and by "games" I mean ToS) on the Wii than I have playing actual Wii games. :D;;

"...Is she always like this?"

2006-12-24T14:23:09Z

A collective post of all my claims at anime_glomps.

August 2006

1. The relationship between Kyo and Kazuma (Fruits Basket)
2. The relationship between Kyo and Kyoko (Fruits Basket)
3. Maes Hughes' glasses (Fullmetal Alchemist)
4. Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
5. The Miatre winter uniform (Strawberry Panic)

September 2006

1. Roy Mustang's eyepatch (Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Ootori Kyouya's glasses (Ouran High School Host Club)
3. Suoh Tamaki's commoner outfit (Ouran High School Host Club)

October 2006

1. Android 17 (Dragonball Z)
2. Kaname/Momomi (Strawberry Panic)
3. Pegasus J. Crawford (Yu-Gi-Oh)

November 2006 (not officially added)

1. Inoue Orihime's breasts (Bleach)
2. Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
3. Starry Heavens (Tales of Symphonia)

December 2006 (not officially added)

1. Kratos Aurion (Tales of Symphonia)
2. Kratos/Anna (Tales of Symphonia)
3. Lloyd Irving (Tales of Smphonia)

50 icons

2006-11-26T15:04:37Z

[16] Fruits Basket
[14] Evangelion
[12] Fullmetal Alchemist
[8] Miscellaneous (Strawberry Panic, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Tales of Symphonia, Vitamin, FLCL)

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any.
2. Comments are also appreciated. :D
3. Upload icons to your own server.
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11	12

13	14	15	16

13: Landslide - Dixie Chicks
14: Far Away - Nickelback
15: Passionate Desperate Love - Emerson Drive (in case you can actually read it)
16: To Make You Feel My Love - Garth Brooks

17	18	19	20

21	22	23	24

25	26	27	28

29	30

31	32	33	34

35	36	37	38

39	40	41	42

31-42: All images from the doujinshi "Hermaphrodite" by Bambi Takada
41: A Charlie Brown Christmas :D

43	44	45	46

47	48	49	50

X-posted to icons, animeicons, fruits_basket, furuba_graphics, eva_graphics, n_e_r_v, strawberrypanic, and jetzgirls_group

"These work so much better than the cardboard applicators!"

2006-11-18T16:26:22Z

Inspired my chez_maltesers, I decided to create my own poll. I stole one of your questions, Miki. Forgive me. :D

View Poll: Shmorgasbord of Silly

Seto Kaiba

Shinji Ikari

Gendo Ikari

Kyo Sohma

Suoh Tamaki

Ootori Kyouya

Hanazono Shizuma

Roy Mustang

Maes Hughes

Trunks Briefs

Android 17

Kyon

Zelos Wilder

Sheena Fujibayashi

Ichigo Kurosaki

It took way longer than expected to find all those pictures. How frustrating. o_x

After creating this poll, I realized how similar Tamaki and Zelos are. Really. xD

Also, TOS isn't really a series...yet. The anime comes out in 2007. :D

40 icons

2006-10-29T14:43:42Z

[22] Strawberry Panic
[7] Ouran High School Host Club
[7] Yu-Gi-Oh
[4] Text (Evangelion related, Naruto related)

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any.
2. Comments are also appreciated if you take any.
3. Upload icons to your own server. Hotlinking is the number one cause of death in America. True Story.
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11	12

13	14	15	16

17	18	19	20

21	22

23	24	25	26

27	28	29

30	31	32	33

34	35	36

37	38	39	40

28: "Wish" by Olivia. ...And yes, I used Nana lyrics for an Ouran icon.
32-33: Chuck Norris Facts.
35: I credit my friend Lisa for the idea of sticking random objects in Kaiba's giant mouth of doom. I ~~blame~~ credit myself for the horribly pasted in kitten.
40: Somebody on YouTube said this in response to epsiode 25 of Ouran Host Club.

Sorry for the ungodly amount of doubles/alternates.

All Yu-Gi-Oh screencaps courtesy of Kokoro no Naka.

X-posted to icons, animeicons, strawberrypanic, playthedamncard, n_e_r_v, eva_graphics, and jetzgirls_group.

23 icons

2006-09-02T14:25:38Z

[9] Strawberry Panic
[10] Fruits Basket
[4] Text

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any. D<
2. Comments are also appreciated if you take any.
3. Upload icons to your own server. Hotlinking goes straight to your thighs. True story.
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9

10	11	12	13

14	15	16	17

18	19

20	21	22	23

11-18: "Dead Boy's Poem" by Nightwish

X-posted to ~~death~~ icons, animeicons, furuba_graphics, altar_of_akito, and strawberrypanic. Sorry.

More icons, nya!

2006-08-24T01:46:51Z

[7] Futurama quotes
[11] Evangelion Redeath quotes
[1] Strong Bad email quote
[3] What Not to Wear quotes
[11] stock (road signs, other)

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any. D<
2. Comments are also appreciated if you take any.
3. Upload icons to your own server. Hotlinking has been known to cause cancer. True Story.
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11	12

13	14	15	16

17	18	19	20

21	22

1	2	3	4

5	6	7	8

9	10	11

8-18: The Evangelion Redeath page at Studio Sokodei.

X-posted to icons, animeicons, and eva_graphics.

Icons

2006-08-09T22:29:02Z

[13] Fruits Basket (spoilers!)
[7] Assorted text

Teasers:

Rules:
1. Credit is appreciated if you take any. D<
2. Comments are also appreciated if you take any.
3. Upload icons to your own server. Hotlinking gives Kyo feline AIDs. True story!
4. Textless icons are not bases.

1	2	3	4

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2-3: Kyo's mother, if you couldn't tell. ~~Right before she kills herself. D:~~
6: "Escape" by Enrique Iglesias
7-8: "Breathe" by Faith Hill
12: Family Guy. xD
14: Bitch plz kthnx.

Fruits Basket scans from Nemuidesu.

X-posted to icons, animeicons, and furuba_graphics.

Icons :D

2006-07-25T19:06:59Z

I made a bunch of icons again. High School Girls, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, and Fruits Basket. Hooray! And there was much rejoycing.

( Because pets can't drive. )

Crack :D

2006-07-18T00:41:42Z

Here's something I wrote a couple months ago, and just decided to post here so you could enjoy it. It was inspired by a conversation I had with my friend Brittany during lunch one day. My only thoughts? There are only so many Dragonball Z references you can throw in before it stops being funny. And somehow, I think this would work better as a low-quality flash animation.

Oh, also whenever you so something like "agudabadaganablargdaba" it just means random gibberish. I wish I had an audio clip for you guys to listen to. Brittany and I go back and forth with that: saying random gibbersish with some random word at the end. Like, abshforyjsjkdhfi dagger! Or egafhdidoisjdo Warrick!

But anyway, enjoy! :D

It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon, down a sunny dirt road in Bear Country. Or wherever it is that Shigure’s house happens to be.

“These onigiri are delicious, Honda-san,” Yuki complimented, smiling ever so sweetly. For that is what the Furuba cast does all the time: eat onigiri.

“Eh? Oh, thank you.” Tohru blushed and smiled back, increasing the level of utter sugary sweetness in the room.

“Damn Yuki damnit damn rat damn Yuki damnity damn damn Yuki I’m gonna beat that damn rat damn damn damn cold-blooded thick-skinned damn bastard damnit damn him to hell the damn rat…” Kyo continued to mutter to himself in the meantime.

“I’m hoooome!” Shigure announced, bursting into the room.

“Welcome, Shigure-san!” Tohru greeted.

“Insert perverse comment here,” Shigure quipped with a lecherous grin. Kyo stopped ranting long enough to smack him upside the head.

“Super Saiyan three go!” Yuki shouted, his words in rapid succession and accompanied with cool explosion sound effects, courtesy of himself.

“Question mark exclamation point?!” Tohru and Shigure said in confusion.

“Ohmigod, he’s gone beyond the Super Saiyan! I must go beyond the…beyond-the-Super-Saiyan. Huhuhuhu yeah,” Kyo said.

“Ha, but you can’t even go Super Saiyan, ‘cause you’re only a human!” Yuki pointed out.

“Agudabadaganablargdaba shut up!”

“But Yuki-kun, how is it that you’re able to go Super Saiyan?” Tohru asked.

“Uh…Trunks is my great-uncle three times removed?”

“Wow! That completely goes against the timeline of the series!” Shigure exclaimed.

“Your great-uncle three times removed? But…doesn’t that mean you don’t have a single drop of Saiyan blood in you?”

“Hmm…I guess you’re right.” Yuki paused to ponder for a moment. “Well, that certainly is strange.”

The room fell silent for three minutes and eleven seconds, its four occupants in various states of perplexion.

“Oh yeah,” Yuki suddenly said. “The whole reason I went Super Saiyan was to inflict pain upon Shigure due to his characteristically perverse comment!” So…DIVINE PUNISHMENT!” With that, he karate-chopped the novelist on the head.

“The hell? You didn’t need to go Super Saiyan to do that!” Kyo said.

“But…I look cooler this way…”

Nobody, not even Kyo, could argue with that.

Once again, everyone was stirred from their ponderings as the doorbell rang. Shigure went to answer it. Enter Hatori.

“Hatori-san! Hello!” Tohru exclaimed.

“Akito is waiting in the car. He says he wants you three,” he motioned to Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo, “to come visit him tomorrow.”

“Wait, if he’s just outside, why can’t we just meet with him now?” Kyo wanted to know.

“…A good question that is.”

“Radio Shack: you’ve got questions, we’ve got answers,” Shigure piped up.

“In the Know with Don Shelby, tonight at 10:00,” Hatori deadpanned.

“…” said everyone.

“Yeah, well, uh, time for me to be hitting that dusty trail again…” And with that, Hatori left.

“…” said everyone again.

“Huhuhu, hey guys! Let’s have a barbecue!” Shigure suggested.

“Huhuhu yeah!”

xxxxx

Suddenly, our heroes find themselves at the end of the school day on Monday. Hatori’s car was parked just outside the school gates, hidden in the shadows: the perfect kidnap-mobile.

“To the Pimp Mobile!” Kyo announced with a dramatic hand thrust.

Hoenheim stepped out of the vehicle. “I’m gonna rape you,” he declared, peering over his glasses.

“Ready for rapeage!” all three replied with a wink and feminine salute.

“Thank you so much for picking us up, Hatori-san,” Tohru said, once inside the Pimp Mobile.

“Tch, you really are Akito’s bitch,” Kyo remarked.

“Yeah, well you’re Tohru’s bitch, so mlah,” Hatori retorted maturely.

“You’re all Papa Hoho’s biznatches,” Hoenheim said, flashing gang signs. “It’s my world, you’re just living in it.”

“We’re here,” Hatori announced. Normally, when one reaches their destination they begin to slow down and hit the breaks. Hatori, however, chose to ignore this irksome task. Instead, seconds before impact with the gates of the Sohma Estate, he flung off his seatbelt and dive-rolled out of the vehicle. The others, naturally, followed suit.

“Dundundun, loose cannon cop on the edge!” he cried in midair. “The hawt guitar riff!”

Meanwhile, the Pimp Mobile had been totaled. Roy wept.

Hatori stood, dusting himself off. “Come with me.”

“That was certainly, uh, interesting!” Tohru chirped.

“I know! Seriously, who uses the word ‘biznatches’?” Yuki wondered.

“And ‘Papa Hoho’? What a tacky name,” Kyo added.

Yuki shrugged, as if to say, “whatever,” before summoning Kintoun. He, Tohru, Kyo, and Hatori all boarded the orange cloud. Hoenheim disappeared, probably to take care of some mafia gangster business. Or masturbate. Either one. (Everyone would masturbate regularly if they were Papa Hoho, and you know it.)

Within seconds, they had arrived at the main house. Hatori led the three teens inside. He pointed. “Down that hall, then take a right, then a left, then go three doors down and you’ll find another hall, then take a right, then another right, and then go through this little room that serves absolutely no purpose, and exit the room through the south-south-east door, take a left, go two doors down, and you’re there.” He paused to breathe. “Got it?”

They did.

“Welcome,” Akito greeted with a sinister smirk. He pointed to the floor. “Kneel before me, bitches.”

“Akito, why were we summoned today?” Yuki asked, once kneeling down like a good little bitch.

“Mandatory Yuki angst and Kyo angst. Duh.”

“Oh, of course.” Yuki smiled. “I understand.”

“Then why the hell is Tohru here?” Kyo demanded.

“Because, uh…” Akito glanced around all shifty-like. “Abadagabadagukamlah shut up!” He took a minute to calm down. “Now, shall we begin?”

Yuki and Kyo both nodded.

“Okay then. Yuki, you’re worthless and boring and you’ll wander forever in darkness and nobody will ever save you so just give up hope, you’ll never amount to anything anyway.”

“Oh, emo.” Yuki pouted.

“Next!” Akito shifted his attention to Kyo. “Monster, monster, monster, you killed your mother, monster, monster, everyone would be better off if you were never born, monster, monster, monster, pathetic monster, monster, monster, eats babies.”

“Oh, angst,” Kyo pouted.

“Well, that was fun.” Akito looked pleased with himself. He oh-so-sexily splayed his fingers upon his stomach. “Obsession,” he whispered.

It was then that Yuki noticed. “The hell is wrong with your stomach?”

“…Nothing. Nothing at all.”

“But…you look like you swallowed Dick Cheney whole.”

Kyo giggled, because Yuki had said “swallowed Dick.”

“No. That’s a lie.”

“It’s just a trick,” Mr. Satan/Hercule/whoever said, popping up from nowhere.

Akito shifted, attempting to shield his stomach from everyone’s view. As he did so, his robes slipped, what with Akito being a whore and wearing them as low as Yumi. What the three teens saw shocked and disturbed them, scarring them for life, and would probably continue to be the subject of their nightmares for many years.

“Holy shit! Akito has boobs?!”

“What the fuck?”

“Question mark exclamation point?!”

“Yes, I lactate,” Akito responded, adjusting his, er, her robes (at this point in the story it is highly questionable whether to refer to Akito with masculine pronouns. But then again, hasn’t it always been?).

“Doesn’t everyone?” Hatsuharu deadpanned, popping up out of nowhere just like Mr. Satan/Hercule/whoever.

Yuki pointed at Akito’s stomach. “You’re pregnant then?”

“Either that, or those are man-boobs and it’s the dreaded m-preg!” Tohru piped up.

“Only fat guys have man-boobs. Or old guys,” Kyo informed. “Those are obviously woman-boobs. Believe me. I’m an expert.”

“Uh, so who’s the father?” Yuki asked, profoundly disturbed by this new information regarding Kyo.

Akito looked as though in deep thought. “I’m not exactly sure. Hmm…could’ve been Kureno. Or Shigure. I did go a round in bed with Hatori once. And Papa Hoho. (Who hasn’t been laid by him?)” She stroked her chin in perplexion. “It might have been Kazuma…”

“What?!”

Kyo was ignored.

Akito continued with her list of the possible fathers of her baby, which included (but was not limited to) Roy, Kyo’s biological father, the Duke of Earl, the Dukes of Hazzard, and Vegeta. (Again, who hasn’t been laid by him?)

“No, I’m pretty sure it was that one American guy. Chuck something…Norris! Chuck Norris, that’s it!”

“Chuck Norris? When did you ever have sex with him?” Yuki wanted to know.

“Right after he had sex with yo’ momma!”

“Oh, burn!” Kyo and Tohru said simultaneously.

Yuki emoed. Everyone in and previously mentioned in this story had a hearty guffaw at his expense. And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

Teh icon-ness!

2006-07-12T22:24:59Z

I made some icons. :D There are only seven, and yet it took me two days to make all of them. *headdesk* MS Paint and MS Word are very tedious, time-consuming programs indeed. I want PSP. But it costs like...$1000. Dx

Follow the fake cut...

(Watashi wa DYNAMITE!)

Opinion article

2005-12-05T03:47:16Z

I wrote an opinion article for the school newspaper, about corruption through popular clothing name-brands. Man, did I have fun being over-dramatic. :D

The monotonous labels jeered at me from every corner of the room. I bravely glared back, but on the inside, fear was slowly consuming my being. As I stood there, at the threshold of corruption and evil, a lone thought ran through my head: how could my own mother do such a thing to me?

Perhaps I am dramatizing the situation a bit, but popular name-brands, such as Hollister and Abercrombie, are in fact corrupting the feeble minds of American youth. They brain-wash teenagers – especially girls – into believing that to be “cool” and well-liked, they must purchase half a dozen of their $30 t-shirts. By wearing these logo-emblazoned garments, the teens then unknowingly become free advertising for the store. It’s diabolical.

As mentioned earlier, I once had the misfortune of setting foot in one of these establishments (against my will, mind you). Boredom set in after about thirty seconds, mingling in with my initial fear and repulsion. I mean, once you’ve seen one Aeropostale shirt (or Hollister, or any other numerous brands) you’ve seen them all. They all look pretty much the same in my eyes.

Which brings me to my next point: why on Earth would you need to buy more than one of these over-priced shirts and/or sweatshirts? There are very few differences between the various styles, so you might as well save your money and buy only one. Or, you could really be frugal and just buy a couple $5 t-shirts at Kohls.

I doubt that this article will change the minds of devoted “sheep” who mindlessly follow the crowd, which is a shame. But trust me; once you get out into the real world and need to use your money to buy food, rent, gasoline, and other necessities, you’re not going to be shopping at name-brand stores anymore. That is, unless you want to be wearing a single outfit for the whole week. To each their own, though, that is rather disgusting to say in the least. I’m just looking out for the general public, and informing my peers of this steady-growing corruption in modern America – a corruption that feeds relentlessly on the susceptibility of our generation.